Documented Strangeness

I got a digital camera for Christmas! Which will naturally lead to pointless blogging, like this one...

DOCUMENTING STRANGE

Exhibit A

Name: Carl St. Jude AKA Creature (yes his middle name is St. Jude)

Species: Pug AKA Rancor

Activities: Sleeping, eating, itching, creating foul smells

Documented strangeness: It has snowed here quite a bit in the last few days. The snow is high enough that Carl cannot walk through the backyard, as a real dog with long legs would be able to do. Instead, my father has had to shovel walkways for him. I find this strange.

Exhibit B

Name: Moses AKA Demon Kitty

Species: Cat AKA Evil

Activities: Sleeping, eating, tripping, biting, invading privacy, box dwelling

Documented strangeness: Moses enjoys spending time in empty boxes, which is actually very counter productive to my attempt to pack. Once inside a box, he finds it necessary to eat his way through the cardboard to escape, rather than just hop back out through the open flaps. I find this strange.