Dump or get off the pot

My life's goal is finally achieved...and by life goal I mean slight inclination of the past few months. I have finally gotten around to starting up a blog. I was terrified for some time of this astronomical step. Oh the responsibility. I can hardly commit myself to making my bed every morning (who am I kidding...I never make my bed), how am I ever supposed to commit to a blog. Then it dawned on me that I'm not looking at a big audience here. In fact, I'm pretty sure the only idiot flying to her computer to log on and read my ramblings on a regular basis will be myself and whatever friends I hold at gun point screaming, "READ WHAT I WROTE AND LAUGH! I'M FUNNY AREN'T I?" And so to all my unfortunate friends let me take this opportunity to say, "Don't worry, the gun isn't loaded. You may go back to what you were doing, I won't harm you." And to anyone else who stumbles upon this madness...welcome.