
WARNING! They grow up!
Little Johnny has veered from the path of Bridget worshiper and onto the "my name is John not Johnny" track. Excuse me? Did you have permission for that?
One minute we are held together by the bond of siblingness and the next...well...one small reference to his recent manwhoreness on his Facebook wall and BAM! I've been shown the door. Removed from his Facebook friends list. Jigga what? Excommunicated like a leper who likes to hug people. How did he go from that cute little subordinate to this:

Yes this 16 going on 17 year old wanna be gangsta had the nerve to dismiss me from his list of acquaintances. I simply called him out on his pathetic attempt to hide the fact he is pursuing two different women at once and I'm the bad guy? Was I wrong to type "MANWHORE!" in sprawling letters across his facebook wall? Some might say, "Well Bridget, he's your brother you should stick by him instead of exposing him for the male skank that he is." Well jokers I live by another rule...HOES BEFORE BROS! This is a simple ideology created by myself and my good friend Karen to protect ourselves from our spoiled little brothers. Yes we are adults now, but these rules are still important to protect women the world over.
And so to all those being pursued by the manwhore formally known as Johnny...beware. I got your back bitches!
3 comments:
THAT POST WAs AWESOME!!!! LOL!!!!
~Ryan
hey bridget,
You need to leave me an e-mail for your phone number so I can contact you. I'm taking a trip to CHI town to see my beloved Kaitlyn on the week of AUGUST 20.
PIERCE
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