Friday, June 11, 2010

Go Cubs Go?

Dear Chicago Cubs,
I've noticed winning is not a priority in your lives right now. This concerns me for a number of reasons. First of all, I am currently displaying my "This is the Year" banner and your actions as of late make me look foolish. Unacceptable. Also, I know a lot of White Sox fans...unfortunately. Although your record is slightly, and I do stress slightly, better than that of the Soxs, I am continually harassed by those crack addict South-siders because you still think it's a good idea to put Marmol into the game in the 9th inning. Furthermore, Ron Santo cannot handle these shenanigans. He is a fragile man and every time you leave men on the bases his high blood pressure threatens his life. My birthday is Monday, and I am simply asking that you sweep the Sox this weekend. In summary, please pull your heads out of your asses and play some baseball.


Anonymous said...


Im not sure they are listening to you. Grrrr!! We will keep our fingers crossed.


PS. Loved this post.

Bridget said...

Dear Cubs,
Winning 1 out of 3 is not what I had in mind. Shaky fist!

pilgrimchick said...

I found that berating the players while watching the game has little effect, but certainly does make one feel better. Especially when there's a six pack of decent been involved.

krustacianken said...

Happy birthday!