Eat your veges

Popcorn counts as a serving of vegetables right? I mean it's corn and all. If so I've filled my quota for the rest of the week. And while we're clarifying things...that cream that you find in the middle of oreo cookies is actually a healthy serving of skim milk right? I'm assuming that's the case, and so I've already filled that quota as well. Damn I'm healthy. Now I just need someone to verify that laughing is so much more beneficial than running 5 miles a day, and I can rest easy at night.