Monday, October 02, 2006

But Popeye Says I Should

Today is October 2nd! Do you know what that means? The spinach scare is coming to a close! I read somewhere not to eat the spinach with best sell buy dates up to October 1st, so I think that means spinach is ok again, or pretty close to being ok again. And thank God for that. Seriously I haven't eaten in like a month because spinach has been deprived of my diet. What's a girl to do? Oh how I love to eat leaves instead of real substantial food. Why would I want cake and ice cream when such a delectable treat awaits me in the produce section?

For those of you who know me best...yes this is a load of crap. You know damn well I don't eat vegetables, especially those endorsed by a misproportioned sailor. I was really diggin' the spinach scare, and I'm sad to see it go. It's fun to watch skinny people the world over cringe when they have to put...gasp...lettuce on a sandwich, instead of their beloved spinach.

Carnivores 1, Herbivores 0

3 comments:

Bridget said...

Look at all my healthy friends controlling themselves and not commenting on this one, I'm impressed.

Jess said...

There's a thing on Yahoo news that says some lettuce may be tainted with e.coli...I guess that means only turkey and cheese on your subway subs!

Also, it's been shown that A&W root beer and cream soda may have a strain of bacteria in them that could cause ecessive regressing back to childhood behaviors and they're pulling them off the shelves for good. But only the A&W brand.

Jess said...

excessive* I hate my x button...